>From: John Carl <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>About this time last year my next door neighbor knocked at the back door
>holding something wrapped in decorative towels. I opened the door and
>she smiled and said "this is stolen". She then tried to hand it to me.
>In that I did not know what "Stolen" was at that time (is that
>spelling right, Stolen?), she had to tell me what it was and show me
>the contents before I would touch it.
::Chuckle:: When my aunt was in grade school, her teacher
requested everyone to bring in specific items to decorate the room
for Christmas. My aunt was told to bring some holly. Being
Jewish, and never having heard the word "holly" before,
she brought in what she thought the teacher wanted -- a loaf of
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